Carnivorous Hippopotamus

A carnivorous hippopotamus
I hope I never meet one
But if I did
I'd chop off it's head
And I'd be the first to eat one


Crystal said...

i love this!

Foobobble the Absurd said...

Thanks, Crystal!

Foobobble the Absurd said...

It was my exceedingly feeble attempt to imitate Hillaire Belloc, like in his poem The Rhinocerous:

Rhinoceros, your hide looks all undone,

You do not take my fancy in the least:

You have a horn where other brutes have none:

Rhinoceros, you are an ugly beast.