silence
is not as disconcerting as contemporary soft rock playing
through the speaker above my cubicle.
humidity
is not as uncomfortable as frigid A/C blasting
on the top of my head and messing up my hair.
my futon,
old and creaky as it may be, does not promote poor posture
as badly as this dated desk-chair
sports injuries
are less painful than papercuts.
garbage
is less stinky than moldy carpets.
rats
are less likely to induce carpal tunnel.
work
is less likely to not completely suck.
