is not as disconcerting as contemporary soft rock playing
through the speaker above my cubicle.
is not as uncomfortable as frigid A/C blasting
on the top of my head and messing up my hair.
old and creaky as it may be, does not promote poor posture
as badly as this dated desk-chair
are less painful than papercuts.
is less stinky than moldy carpets.
are less likely to induce carpal tunnel.
is less likely to not completely suck.