Celebrate Peanuts

Celebrate peanuts
You young & you old
In the summer's high heat or the dead winter cold
Peanuts scrunch scrumptiously
Whether sacchariferous or salty
Says Theophrastus the elephant "They are anything but paltry"
You may eat peanuts anywhere, at carnivals, with cake
If a bit eccentric, then with Larda the snake
You may use peanuts in place of rice at a wedding
If a bit screwy, in place of mattress as bedding
Search the heavens above
And from sky to the sea
There is simply no place
Where peanuts ought not to be